|Planet of origin||Possibly Earth|
|First appearance||"Time Keeps on Slippin'" (3ACV14)|
Hermes' mother is the mother of Hermes Conrad. Hermes mentioned her after the Globetrotters won, saying that he was glad his fat, ugly mama wasn't alive to see this day.[3ACV14] She also mentioned to Hermes that he wouldn't be attacked by tentacles when he gave up diapers.
- Hermes Conrad, son.
- Hermes' father, husband.
- LaBarbara Conrad, daughter in law.
- Dwight Conrad, grandson.
- Hermes' grandmother, mother.