|First appearance||"Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" (4ACV06)|
|Voiced by||David Herman|
The director for All My Circuits, whose name Calculon never learns, seems to lack real ambition for the show, but was convinced that Bender Bending Rodriguez's coma acting was so terrible, it had to be reacted. Calculon refused with not shooting two scenes, and moved on to call the director an amateur.
Together with Calculon, he was close to firing Bender for ruining the scene and stealing Calculon's money. However, the Execu-bots, lead by the president of the network, forced him to keep Bender on the show. He gave Bender's motivation during his climatic speech.