Big Apple Bank teller
|Big Apple Bank teller|
|Planet of origin||Earth|
|First appearance||"A Fishful of Dollars" (1ACV06)|
|Voiced by||Tress MacNeille|
The Big Apple Bank teller is a teller who works at Big Apple Bank, Fry's bank. She told Fry his balance of 93 cents grew up to $4.3 billion in a thousand years (1ACV06). She later opened a retirement account for him before Roberto robbed the bank (3ACV11). She was also a witness at Santa's execution, unaware that it was actually Bender, who was innocent for once. When the real Santa burst in with a laser machine gun, he fired at the teller, though she managed to escape.
Big Apple Bank teller: Hmm. We don't seem to have your retina scan, your fingerprint or your colonic map on file.
Fry: Yeah, well, I did open the account over a thousand years ago. What about my ATM card?
Big Apple Bank teller: OK, you had a balance of 93 cents...
Big Apple Bank teller: And at an average of two-and-a-quarter percent interest over a period of 1000 years, that comes to ... $4.3 billion. [Fry stares for a moment, foams at the mouth, and faints.]
Big Apple Bank teller: You're opening a retirement account for $6? I'm sure a wealthy[sniffs Fry]mule farmer like yourself is aware that we charge a $10 monthly fee.
Fry: You gotta spend money to make money.
Big Apple Bank teller: Here you are, sir. Your account is now overdrawn by $4.